Record yourself saying your own name until it doesn’t sound like anything to you. Don’t practice. Don’t do multiple takes. Just start recording a voice memo on your phone and keep talking until your very name sounds like garbled nonsense. Then write a blog post about what you’re thinking at that very moment, and what the sounds coming out of your mouth have to do with each other and you and your life.
2 stars, for the psychological anguish, even though its technically really easy.